Humor - material #608

A priest is arguing with an atheist about miracles.
The atheist keeps insisting they don’t exist.
So the priest starts giving examples:

“Let’s say a man falls off a bell tower and survives. What would you call that?”

“Uh… that’s just a coincidence,” the atheist replies.

“All right,” the priest continues, “and if he falls off the bell tower a second time and survives again?”

“Well, that’s luck,” the atheist says.

Then the priest asks a third time:

“Suppose the same man falls off the bell tower a third time and still survives. What do you call that?”

“Uh… that’s… that’s a habit!”

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