Humor - material №631
The Liturgy is coming to an end. The rector comes out to the ambo with an announcement to the congregation:
– Dear brothers and sisters! I would like to remind you that next week we are beginning the renovation of the parish house. In this regard, I have two pieces of news for you: one is good, and the second ... shall we say, requires faith.
The people in the church fall silent. The priest continues:
– The good news is that our parish already has all the money needed to fully complete the renovation!
A relieved whisper spreads through the church: "Glory to God! What a sponsor has been found!"
The rector pauses, smiles, and adds:
– And the second piece of news: all of that money is still currently in your pockets and wallets. But I have firm faith that the Lord will help you get it out of there!