Humor

Collection of donations in the church. All put $50. One man puts 1000 by mistake. Having realized that, he says to the father about the mistake. The latter calms him down: "Do not worry, child. This thousand will be counted as 50 to you".

A prayer of an Orthodox girl:

– I do not ask for myself, Lord, give my mother a very good son-in-law...

Humility is not that you call yourself bad. Humility is not to kill the neighbor who told you about it.